Spotted in a snowy Home Depot parking lot

Kinja'd!!! "Big Bubba Ray" (eganward01)
03/03/2014 at 11:30 • Filed to: None

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A Maybach! I was hooning my way out of the Home Depot parking lot yesterday and I saw this sitting, uncovered, on the back of a car hauler. I don't think I'd ever seen one in person before and I was stunned by how large of a car it is.

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Seeing how low the rear bumper was to the ground, I don't know how the truck driver would have made it to his destination without the Maybach dragging ass and tearing the bumper off.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:33

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That's so much. Car.


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:33

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There's no way it was being hauled like that... that's crazy.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:35

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Even next to that X7 it looks huge.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > trmoore09
03/03/2014 at 11:37

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Ya after I looked at the pictures more closely it looks like it was being loaded but didn't fit cause it's so damn big haha


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:37

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They could've saved a lot of room on the trailer if they would've just parked those X5's in the rear footwell of the Maybach. Pretty sure there's room for at least 3 back there. :P


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/03/2014 at 11:38

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It was unbelievable huge. Probably as long as my dad's '99 Suburban.


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:40

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Yea, there's NO way that tank is fitting on that hauler.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > trmoore09
03/03/2014 at 11:41

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Not a chance. I still can't figure out what they hell they were doing with it. That Home Depot is on my way home from class so I'm going to see if it's still there this afternoon and do some more investigating.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:42

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That wheel base is longer than a Kia.


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:51

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Yea, that's a good question. You would have thought they would have been able to tell that it wasn't going to fit BEFORE they put it up there.


Kinja'd!!! Where have all the lightweights gone? > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:51

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I didn't realize just how big they are until I saw one in a used car showroom parked next to an S-Class. It's as tall as a Porsche Cayenne!


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:53

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Longer. 225" vs 219-222" depending on the year Suburban


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Nibby
03/03/2014 at 11:54

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Good god. The Suburban can be a challenge to park at times. I can't even imagine trying to park this beast.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:55

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Is this your jizz..?!?


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
03/03/2014 at 11:56

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Wretched excess. No finer way to live.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Where have all the lightweights gone?
03/03/2014 at 11:56

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I was shocked to see how huge it is. I've only seen them in pictures before and I couldn't believe the size of it.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > RazoE
03/03/2014 at 11:57

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:58

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Well you see, I own a Maybach, and I find it easier to leave the chauffeur to it or buy the nearest small country as my parking spot.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 11:59

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That car, I want it, I want it now.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > jkm7680
03/03/2014 at 12:02

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I'd kill for a Maybach on road trips. Especially if I could recline in the back and watch the scenery fly by.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 12:03

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The driver might have trouble, but you just get out wherever Jeeves drops you off.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 12:05

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I sat in one at a dealership, 62s, I didn't want to leave that car. I would have to sell my house, and two of my neighbors houses to buy one though.


Kinja'd!!! BeholdTheCamaro > Big Bubba Ray
03/03/2014 at 13:19

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I saw a Maybach once, I don't remember it being this ridiculously massive though. I think I took a photo of it, I'll have to see if I can find it.